Alan Coil's first post here. He won't be posting a lot, but he will be here regularly, and will be making comments both snide, wise, and witty. (Both?)
Alex is a friend of Alan Coil. He is also the only person Alan has met online who was brave enough to let Alan enter his home. Alan has shared meals with a few others, but none has opened their home to him.
What does Alan Coil do? He reads comics. Lots and lots of comics. He reads new comics and old. He sometimes re-reads a comic or series. He just re-read Watchmen. He watches movies, sometimes in the theaters. He watches dvds. He listens to music, sports talk radio, and the sounds of nature. And he hangs out on the internet.
What does Alan Coil look like? His worst nightmare. Hopefully you will never have that nightmare. Babies are stunned silent by the sight of him. Women who see him join nunneries. Rabbits stop reproducing.
What does Alan Coil do for a living? Nothing. Alan Coil is a deadbeat. August 1st is the start of Alan Coil's second year of being a deadbeat. He is enjoying about 6 hours of every day, and is bored most of the rest of the day.
Will Alan Coil always post in this pretentious manner. Alan Coil certainly hopes not, as Alan Coil finds it most annoying.
Have a great weekend! Here's wishing you Good Health!